I’m gonna show you what a girl typically working out would look like versus what you want me to look like 

perfect person award

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lost-in-the-jungle:

fearlesslove13:

thisfightisworthwhile:

Ill finish for her “Well I didn’t so….screw everyone else.”

SHE WAS SO 100% THAT NIGHT LIKE SHE WAS LIKE I DON’T GIVE A SHIT AND DON’T CARE WHO KNOWS I’M TAYLOR SO DEAL WITH IT

lol lies. it was so obvious. 

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flutterlings:

the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”

HAVE YOU EVER JUST REALLY WANTED TO KISS SOMEONE BUT YOU CANT

(Source: g-y-p-s-y-h-e-a-r-t-s)

Addiction is tricky. For example: a man who quit smoking for 11 years spent 15 seconds in an elevator with a man smoking a cigarette. He gave in.
What I’m trying to say is I think I love you again.
(via cumpressing)

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human-cinderellapede:

The transformation of a young lesbian after she raised enough money to get a sex change. You go girl.

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lameborghini:

*sends u nudes but just as a friend*

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